This Is The Maxwell Murder

When I was growing up I was the poor kid. All the other kids had cool toys and I never. Then one day my Dad’s girlfriend did a load of speed, stayed up all weekend and entered loads of contests on the radio. She won two Nintendo 64s and two Playstations. I was the first kid in my neighbourhood to have either, let alone both. Needless to say I was the coolest kid in the world at that point. 

Then a few weeks later when the phone bill came in we had to sell them all to pay for it. I never told the kids at school why they weren’t allowed to come round any more to play Golden Eye.