This Is The Maxwell Murder

And just as I thought ugly tramp stamps were going out of style she has to come along and fuck it all up. Already have countless girls come and ask for one down the side of ther hand.
“No you are 18 years old. I will not do something that will not only will look shit in a years time but also prevent you from getting a job”
“But you have your hands done…”
“That’s different. I also have lots of tattoos else where. My hands wernt the first thing I had done. Now fuck off we don’t need your money”
Cheryl Cole you are shit and you aren’t even fit. Your music is shit aswell. The only good thing you have ever done is when Rufus Hound took the piss out of you on that charity dancing thing, and you didn’t even do that

But I realised how out of shape I have gotten. I was getting out of breath so easily.

I have never been in amazing shape or anything. B last night i was looking at a trophy I won in my first ever MMA match, that is now used as an ash tray. Says a lot really. I would love to start again just for fitness sakes and just not compete, but thats never going to happen now

gotta be at my mates for half bastard eight. I’m from Aston though so paintballing should be easy peasy

For calling myself Maxwell Murder. How fucking retarded! Just makes me want to legally change my name even more haha